Sunday, July 19, 2009

Rare Sighting!!

Today, in my own driveway, I witnessed first hand one of the most illusive creatures known to womankind. This creature is very reclusive and often times grumpy when disturbed. Women worldwide rejoice when this creature is captured in action. You see, many don't believe this creature exists. Many believe it is only a myth that lives in the hopes and dreams of women everywhere. Well, I now have proof that this creature does indeed exist ladies.

Now, for the grand unveiling....I present to you....the reclusive and rarely photographed...Working Husband (without Spouse)!!!!!

The picture is a little grainy. You see, I had to sneak out the front door and tippy toe around the front of the house. Secrecy was of the utmost importance. You see, if my presence had become known, then the Working Husband (without Spouse) would have quickly become, Working Husband (with Spouse). And as we all know, this creature is known worldwide and is actually, quite common.

So, my hands were sweaty and my heart was pounding, but I was able, by the grace of God, to snap a quick picture without disturbing the Working Husband (without Spouse). I ran back to the house, overcome with relief!!

I then remained out of sight, after all, when the reclusive Working Husband (without Spouse) does come out of hibernation, he is absolutely NOT to be disturbed!!


Absolutely Kathy said...

That is a very rare siting! If you ever see it again, direct it to my house please.

Susan said...

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read in a long time!!

Sue said...

That was so damn funny!!! You are so right, it is a rarity!!!